Overheard at the bar

"yamahog" (yamahog) 03/15/2015 at 22:50 • Filed to: None

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"If there's a single designer still at GM who worked on any bit of the Aztek, they deserve to be hung from a tree and gutted in front of their families."

*clutches beer and shuffles away from a clearly unhinged Travis*

Edit to add: He also referred to us as "affluent fucks who can afford to take a day off for a beer tapping," and referred to children as "parasitic loss" on one's income.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > yamahog 03/15/2015 at 22:55

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No they shouldn't, because every workplace needs that sick sense of humor.

CB > yamahog 03/15/2015 at 22:57

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You ever realize that a lot of people get really really violent over non-important things?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > yamahog 03/15/2015 at 22:58

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Also, what the fuck else was Walter White to drive if the Aztek didn't exist? It may have not been great, but at least they said fuck it and built something different.

yamahog > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 03/15/2015 at 23:00

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1997 Malibu shows you hate your life more than anything else

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > yamahog 03/15/2015 at 23:03

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Are they worse than the 2000-2005 Impala? Because those were so dull to drive, our Trailblazer felt like a nimble, super car comparatively. They somehow made a car that weighed a half ton less, less nimble and more floaty than an SUV.

yamahog > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 03/15/2015 at 23:06

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Head gaskets at 50k, brakes every 15, etc

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > yamahog 03/15/2015 at 23:09

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That's pretty bad. The Impala was actually super reliable, just dreadful in every other imaginable way.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > yamahog 03/15/2015 at 23:10

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My first thought when I read this post "OMG yamahog helped with the aztek!" Then I realized that you probably would have been far too young.

Neat coincidence, saw a pristine Aztek being driven earlier today.

yamahog > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 03/15/2015 at 23:13

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Lol yea, I was about 10 when they came out :) there's a few prime specimens by me as well!

DoYouEvenShift > yamahog 03/15/2015 at 23:19

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Thats funny, because the guy that designed the Aztek is also responsible for this.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > yamahog 03/15/2015 at 23:21

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Just had a thought that it might be fun to put an Aztek body on something like a k5 chassis, retaining as much of the factory appearance as possible, then take it to Moab.

Yes, yes, unibody vs. frame, blah blah blah; let's ignore convention for the moment.

yamahog > DoYouEvenShift 03/15/2015 at 23:23

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Yea, it's funny how that works

soundman98 > yamahog 03/15/2015 at 23:36

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i genuinely don't understand all the hate for the aztek when the honda crosstour and bmw x4/x6 are nearly identical in most of their styling traits.. when i see any of these vehicles, i immediately think that it's a re-badged aztek...

yamahog > soundman98 03/15/2015 at 23:38

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Don't worry, there's enough hate to go around! They're hideous too!

sellphones2493 > yamahog 03/16/2015 at 01:01

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Hanged**

I question his intelligence.

thebigbossyboss > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 03/16/2015 at 07:41

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I actually enjoyed taking the Impala back to Dc and back. So much nicer on the long ass hauls than the Cavalier.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > thebigbossyboss 03/16/2015 at 12:54

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Well it was basically a land barge, so it wasn't uncomfortable, but it wasn't as comfortable as our Trailblazer.